Well, how to start? First of all, clearly this is not written by an LLM, not Artificial Intelligence involved at all, this is just pure natural stupidity =) using just google translate for word checking - but mostly everything written with pen ink; excuse the typos, but I'll just double check grammar and we're done, this is an AI free safe space =).

Dear reader, I wanna thank you for taking your time to have a look to this set of words I'm putting together in the way my brain is thinking, my heart is bitting and my soul is jumping around my thoughts. It's delicious and pleasant feeling your eyes and neurons capturing my outcome (pause!) just kidding! =D I'm a Central American fella (yeah, that lil' piece of land that has just emerged from the ocean a few millions of years ago to connect Mexico with Colombia) hitting a keyboard in a foreign language I started learning when I was 8yo or younger, I hope you find hilarious the result of these phrases formed together; maybe in a very Spanish mixed up way (almost as delicious as Sofía Vergara speaking, try to read it this with that accent; please, you won't regret, amig@ XD), it's super exciting finally publishing something I wanted to do long time ago.

It's said that we all should publish a book. I believe this is the way it came out from myself. In the past, I've read, written and copy&pasted a bunch of source code, technical documentation, and couple of theses, but doesn't count, because most of it was for a U cardboard and a salary. Here, I'd rather do not respect a lot syntax or semantics, or value judments XD. Actually, other fact that motivates me to write is that once I wrote a manual for a couple of airbnbs I used to manage, and there were people who actually read it on vacation, it even received critics and also got complimented =P

So, yeah, I'm back, today is Feb 20th, 2026 of the Christian Age, and last night I stopped typing 'cause my lowerback was already crying, very satified with the quick deployment of this blog, although at 11am I'm still struggling with the https certificate. What? 11am? You'd think: You start working late, fella! But no! Actually; as you can see, my self-message arrived at 6:30 am is the time we turned on the power inverter, we had 1.5h to get ready and walk a mile (in straight line according to the GPS), in order to go and demonstrate the neighboor - with "RPC" according to his spelling XD - the limit with his property was moved 5m inside ours (well, not mine, my in-laws, but I collaboted buying and currently "taking care" of the land '-.-). If you were going to ask me if I could image myself living where I live now back in 2020, even in the middle of 2022, this thought wouldn't even exist in the back of my head, and abosolute no suspect this was going to happen, but it was about love (I suppose), and here's a topic for another blog entry. Be right back, I need to go to return the GPS to the Forestry Enginner who made the property map, I'll be back like in a couple of hours (hopefully) if the car allows it.

16:31h I'm back on the writing sit. Yes, distances are long here, but fortunetly it's an atypical day. I picked up some vegetables, and a guy in the entrance from "the highway" and inside the trail where only 4x4s can make it, from there to where "we live" is 8Km that feels eternal by car, by horseback riding takes two eternities (This is; as a matter of fact, the most popular transportation means here, horse, mare, mule, donkey, equines) and by foot you'll get wet, and not in the nice sense.

Why am I doing this? Because I already wrote down my thoughts on Facebook during the 2020 Pandemic, yeah, it was frustating seen on march all of the reservations of my airbnbs cancelled. I ranted and complainted about it a lot, and wrote stupid posts (since I already have experience I'll skip the bad jokes 🥲). I don't want to rant nor complain this time, I'd rather write, but in a way of a praise, like telling humanity: don't complain, don't explote, nail adversity. Instead of going to a neighboor's house to talk sh*t, I mean gossip, or looking for a "confident" to speak - gossip - with, this time I'm appelling to reading lovers that appreciate how a person can form a nice set of words and use this beautiful peaceful skill of reading. In my case, I've heard enough from voiceless and knowledgeless, and talked too much to brainless people than I don't wanna say it for the sake of attraction law, but I feel exhausted at this point (and because it's almost 8pm and I'm kinda old 👴🏾, middle age). Could this be the "middle age crisis"? Perhaps! But, is therapy affordable for the years it might last? I've got therapy in the past, and the first psicologist sent me to write, which btw was also the therapist of an ex.

Bottom line, we're looking forward to get the f*ck outta here (or at least me, I think I've got enough, I've learned it all from here! 😜), if you wanna read this story of how we ended up in this situation, what "adventures", lessons we've gone through (and avoid ending up like us), weird situations and know how all continues, chapter, by chapter, and be part of this post by post. We have a created a link for a special subscription for only $1.99, or what you can help with, you will be notified every week (if you want) with new entertaining real life stories I'll be writing about: Ayhayai! Newsletter Subscription I suggest 2 USD, because the payment processor fee is way too high for 1 USD (33%), for reference of what we finally receive after fees: https://stripecalculator.com/ discount wire transfer fees, taxes and the hosting to this site. 

Think of this as a podcast, but written, light, for slow connections, with nuances, emojies, images, in case you are tired of the noise. Something you can print, screen also requires prophylaxis.